The Great Outdoor Beerlympics

The history behind the Great Outdoor Beerlympics is quite simple. It all began a short time ago, when some friends needed some activities for their buddies bachelor party camping trip. The thought of sitting around a campsite with dudes for three days made them cringe. Long gone were the days of college and the all creative and competitive drinking activities. The trip was missing something, something not only to pass the time, but to create memories that would last or be drowned by booze. Their creative juices flowed resulting in a combination of events, All-Skill, Beer-Skill, and All-Beer came forth. Thus the 2009 Great Outdoor Beerlympics was born.


Thursday, June 11, 2009

French F Poonasty Signs with the Red Team.

Frenchy F. Poonasty
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 175
Occupation: Financial Loan Officer
Frenchy F Poonasty (Frenchy), better known as Sasquatch, is a player born to compete in the Beerlympics. As the son of a former Beer Chugging Champion, FFP has an impressive and resume that includes dozens of beer pong tournament appearances, multiple case race victories and is a ladder golf veteran. Suffering from 'wooden ankles', his only weakness may be the waitress relay. Look for him to excel in the Evil Knievel, Beer Pong, and Ladder Golf events.

Could this turn the tables? He is certainly someone who is no strangers to the games and his pseudo-athleticism may turn the tides in favor of the Red team. What are your thoughts?
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2 comments:

Krafty said...

Scott Boras drove a tough deal, but we finally were able to come to terms.

on another (and completely unrelated) note, he gets 1 night with Jenn.

June 11, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Wes said...

Well he'll get his 10% when the contract is signed...


whatever 10% of zero is....

June 11, 2009 at 2:21 PM

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