The Great Outdoor Beerlympics

The history behind the Great Outdoor Beerlympics is quite simple. It all began a short time ago, when some friends needed some activities for their buddies bachelor party camping trip. The thought of sitting around a campsite with dudes for three days made them cringe. Long gone were the days of college and the all creative and competitive drinking activities. The trip was missing something, something not only to pass the time, but to create memories that would last or be drowned by booze. Their creative juices flowed resulting in a combination of events, All-Skill, Beer-Skill, and All-Beer came forth. Thus the 2009 Great Outdoor Beerlympics was born.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Player Analysis - Whitey

Whitey
Team: Black
Strength: Waitress Relay
Weakness Quarters
Motto: "Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough."
Theme Song: "Dancing Queen" ~ ABBA

Whitey is locationally schizophrenic being born in Maryland, schooling in Virginia, working in Southern Maryland, and most recently residing outside of Philadelphia, PA. He is currently working as a Financial Literacy Educator, which leads to his worst event Quarters. Whitey is prone to either lecture about the coin, or stick the damn thing in his pocket. However, that is not to say that Whitey's several jobs in the food industry will make up for his Scrooge McDuck-ness. Waitress Relay is Whitey's forte, as he is built with speed, agility, nimbility (I dont know if this is a word), and the fear in his heart from being white and in Philly.
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