Krafty Team: Red
Strength: Boat Race
Weakness: Waitress Relay
Motto: ”“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
Theme Song: “Don’t Stop Believing” ~Journey
Hailing from Deep southern Maryland by way of Fairfax, VA. The Kraftmatic is a lean mean drinking machine so watch out for this guy. His extra arm length will come into play in beer pong and the loose case race. However beware his reach could cost him reach penalties in beer pong and give him some difficultly in the waitress relay. Oh and did I mention he’s a regular Quick Chug McGrug. He does posses some experience in Ladder golf, but its his Madonna-less A-Rod approach to “can in hand” wiffle ball. Mix that folks with fellow slugger and chugger Swandive, makes his team almost certain to the boat race and wiffle ball. So watch out when this cooler cowboys saddles up on the 11th and rides his team to victory.
Strength: Boat Race
Weakness: Waitress Relay
Motto: ”“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
Theme Song: “Don’t Stop Believing” ~Journey
Hailing from Deep southern Maryland by way of Fairfax, VA. The Kraftmatic is a lean mean drinking machine so watch out for this guy. His extra arm length will come into play in beer pong and the loose case race. However beware his reach could cost him reach penalties in beer pong and give him some difficultly in the waitress relay. Oh and did I mention he’s a regular Quick Chug McGrug. He does posses some experience in Ladder golf, but its his Madonna-less A-Rod approach to “can in hand” wiffle ball. Mix that folks with fellow slugger and chugger Swandive, makes his team almost certain to the boat race and wiffle ball. So watch out when this cooler cowboys saddles up on the 11th and rides his team to victory.
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People once told me not to us alcohol as a crutch.. i told them a crutch helps you walk.
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