The Great Outdoor Beerlympics

The history behind the Great Outdoor Beerlympics is quite simple. It all began a short time ago, when some friends needed some activities for their buddies bachelor party camping trip. The thought of sitting around a campsite with dudes for three days made them cringe. Long gone were the days of college and the all creative and competitive drinking activities. The trip was missing something, something not only to pass the time, but to create memories that would last or be drowned by booze. Their creative juices flowed resulting in a combination of events, All-Skill, Beer-Skill, and All-Beer came forth. Thus the 2009 Great Outdoor Beerlympics was born.


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Teams - The Red Team

The Red Team
A team with a lot of athletic and drinking diversity. These four chaps present a deadly and effective combination of skills and strength. The Red Team is highly versed in Beer-Only and Beer-Skill games, they will be tough to beat. Let's find out who they are...

Krafty
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 180 lbs
Occupation: rockthered.net
Don't let his lean appearance fool you, Krafty is a lean mean professional drinking machine. Hailing from Northern VA, he is highly skilled in Beer-Only and Beer-Skill Games. He has a background in Baseball and Running so look out for him in the Waitress and Loose Case Race Relays, Beer Pong and Wiffle Ball events.


A-Dubya
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 210 lbs
Occupation: High School Soc. St. Teacher
Slow and steady is his motto. A-Dubya is a consistent and dependable force who present even skill in the events across the board. Be on a look out for him to keep the team focused with militaristic discipline while throwing off the competition with his obnoxious quirks. Look for him to excell in the Wiffle Ball, Flip Cup, Washer Toss and Beer Can Pyramid events.

Swandive
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 230 lbs
Occupation: State Trooper
Everyone aboard The Meat Train, the power house of the red team. An ex-linebacker he is a physical and drinking force whose intimidating nature will have the opponents shaking in their boots. His slight lacking in Beer-Skill and All-Skill events are greatly overshadowed by his superhuman Beer-Only abilites and his "I'm not that Drunk" attitude. A former high school baseball and college linebacker look for him in the Boat Race, Wiffle Ball, Ladder Golf and Dodgeball events.

Frenchy F. Poonasty
Height: 5' 9"Weight: 175
Occupation: Financial Loan Officer
Frenchy F Poonasty (Frenchy), better known as Sasquatch, is a player born to compete in the Beerlympics. As the son of a former Beer Chugging Champion, FFP has an impressive and resume that includes dozens of beer pong tournament appearances, multiple case race victories and is a ladder golf veteran. Suffering from 'wooden ankles', his only weakness may be the waitress relay. Look for him to excel in the Evil Knievel, Beer Pong, and Ladder Golf events.

3 comments:

Krafty said...

Thank you for saying I'm 180 pounds. You must have seen the weigh in where i snuck rocks in my pockets and wore lead-platform shoes.

Krafty said...

"I was six feet four inches tall and I weighed 150 pounds. Recently, I had some structural engineers run those numbers into a computer model and, according to the computer, I collapsed in 1987, killing hundreds in Taiwan."

Wes said...

@ Krafty
Those poor little people....