The Great Outdoor Beerlympics

The history behind the Great Outdoor Beerlympics is quite simple. It all began a short time ago, when some friends needed some activities for their buddies bachelor party camping trip. The thought of sitting around a campsite with dudes for three days made them cringe. Long gone were the days of college and the all creative and competitive drinking activities. The trip was missing something, something not only to pass the time, but to create memories that would last or be drowned by booze. Their creative juices flowed resulting in a combination of events, All-Skill, Beer-Skill, and All-Beer came forth. Thus the 2009 Great Outdoor Beerlympics was born.


Monday, July 6, 2009

Getting strong now.....


So how have the some of the team members been preparing for the 2009 GOB? We have an inside report from them.

Krafty, has taken team strategy in a straight forward approach. Operation "Don't Suck" will be the game plan for the Red team. He has been undergoing a grueling training regime including - 12 oz curls, suicide shots, reading up on engineering via erector sets.

Wyble of and Frenchy, while on opposing teams have been doing some inter-team training at the AT&T National. Relaxing and drinking has been their game plan. Extreme hours of standing and drinking watching the grass grow will help them accommodate the sweltering heat of a Mid July Maryland Summer. Although one might wonder if these "war games" have ulterior motive for one or the other. Sabotage, espionage, man-Sasquatch love, its all possible.

A-dub used a similar approach. over the holiday weekend he was in Philly (never told me, jerk) draining subs and sitting on his fat ass watching the Phightin Phils demolish the Mets. Nothing like inactivity in the sun, eating cheese steaks and drinking at the ball park to get one ready for the GOB.


After a shift of chasing criminals in the slums of Annapolis (yes their are slums in the great city). Moondawg trains in the parking lots of the Marine Corps Stadium with fellow boys in blue. These "Stadium parties", are great conditioning after the exhaustion of donut eating and sitting in an air conditioned squad car for 9 hours.

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