Name: Frenchy F. PoonastyTeam: Red
Strength: Beer Pong and Ladder Golf
Weakness: Waitress Relay
Motto: ”Tonto, Jump on it!”
Theme Song: Hakuna Matata (from The Lion King)
If you could compare Beerlympic participants to real athletes, Frenchy F. Poonasty would be like Michael Jordan when he played for the Washington Wizards. Like ‘Wizards’ Michael, FFP has hands-down the most prestigious history of any participant in this event and he still shows flashes of his former brilliance but there are audible whispers that he is past his prime.
Also like “Zards” Michael, FFP (a.k.a. Sasquatch) is one foot-in and one-foot out of retirement by his practicing of the “no drinking Mon.-Wed. strategy”. This is a far cry from the days when he used to shotgun a beer before a Finance Exam at VT or MJ nailing jumpers at the buzzer with the Bulls.
The Beerlympics, luckily falling on a weekend, will serve as a similar un-retirement tool in the sense that FFP can suit up and show his skills in a professional venue! Still a living legend, watch-out for Frenchy’s skills to shine in Beer Pong and Ladder Golf; two events that are like riding a bicycle to him. Hopefully all those in attendance get to witness a special Blast-from-the-Past treat of “The Runner”. However, as the day wears on, look for Frenchy’s lack of endurance to catch-up to him as he feels his age and shows that he is not the proud Drunk that he used to be
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