Name: MoondawgTeam: Black
Strength: Loose Case Race
Weakness: Beer Can Pyramid Challenge, Beer Pong
Motto: “I’m not at think as you drunk I am”
Theme Song: “Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen
Moondawg, Best Man, was the first round Draft Pick to be alongside Whitey on the Black Team. Whitey and Moondawg have many a drinking story to tell and the Beerlympics will be another great chapter to add to their history.
However, with this distinction of #1 Pick comes a lot of pressure and it will be interesting to see if this former drinking champion will be up to form. Now a married man, dad, and an enforcer of law, Moondawg now spends more time locking up drunks than being one himself.
This author has a sneaking suspicion though that Moondawg will be more like Lebron James and less like Kwame Brown when it comes to former first overall draft picks. Watch out for his pure size and determination to be on full display in the loose case race and waitress relay. It will also be interesting to see if Moondawg can erase the shame of his last Beer Pong performance when he and fellow Beerlympian Swandive were bounced by two Freshmen Girls in the first round of the LEW Beer Pong Invitational.
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Most dominating force in the GOB
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