Player Analysis - Working Jablonski

Team: Black
Strength: Beer Pong and Ladder Golf
Weakness: Working Jablonski has no weakness!
Motto: “I just tipped my waitress more than you’ll make in a week!”
Theme Song: Jailhouse Rock- Elvis Presley

Sticking with NBA analogies, Working Jablonski is Ron Artest and the Black team is the Lakers. Like Kobe and company, the Black Team was already a powerhouse collection of superb (drinking) athletes but rather than leaving a championship to chance, they both picked-up an insurance policy in a proven superstar veteran. While the “un-retirement” from drinking has been well discussed with almost every other competitor at this event, Working Jablonski may be the lone remaining “active” drinker in the Beerlympics. Also similar to Artest, Working Jablonski is famous for a “me-first” attitude, a sketchy past, and run-ins with coaches/teammates. He also recently spent a night in the Blacksburg Drunk-Tank on a visit back to school. Still there is no denying that he is a drinking prodigy who truthfully has no weakness in any of these events. He is also a former beer pong teammate of fellow black team member, Wyble. With this new venue, Team Polmany will dust off their old beer pong jerseys and step back to a time circa 2005. If the Black Team were favorites before Working Jablonski joined their squad, they are now the surest bet in Vegas.