Swandive has been called to duty. So the Red team has found a worth while replacement and No it's not Keanu: Here's the scouting report.
Chino
Team: Red
Strength: Dodgeball
Weakness: Ladder Golf
Motto: Built Marc Gallant Tough
Theme Song: "Jump Around" House of Pain
Marc "Nationals Finest" Gallant will be making a guest appearance as the Red Team had to deal with a recent departure. Hailing from Northern Virginia, Marc underwent extensive training as a beer-thalete during his time at James Madison University. Marc is a regional celebrity of sorts, spending two years behind the mask as a President for the Washington Nationals. He has recently been promoted to run with the Nat Pack, so look for him to excel in events requiring throwing strength as he has been known to toss a t-shirt into the upper bowl (with the aid of a gun of course, he's no Brett Favre). In tip-top shape from cross training with AOL's "a beer an inning" kickball team, the Dubble Kicks, Marc also has hopes of taking the dodgeball event for his team.
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